1993: Billions of years later, another big bang led to yours truly.
2007: Was voted best all-around despite having the most mispronounced name in the school.
2011: Got a job scanning and sending out documents. A LOT of documents.
2012: Simultaneously met New York City and photography.
2014: Pretended to be Peter Parker for the school paper and Slim Shady with that hair. Thanks for the photo, Alex Hernandez.
2015: Posed for an expensive photo.
2016: Had three jobs; helped prevent Zika in Miami; had a photo show; and made friends.
2017: Left the country for a month.
2018: Worked on a documentary and can now hold a conversation on Jai-Alai.
2019: Figuring it all out.